Gold in your teeth and in your investments

If I ever need a fake tooth, I'm going to treat it as an investment opportunity and make it gold. Just kidding, but it would look cool. It'd look better than a Paul Wall grill, or a girl with gold teeth, or a grilled cheese sandwhich.

You've got a lot of options when it comes to places to buy silver, gold, and other precious metals and coins. Right? But there is only one Monex Deposit Company (MDC) that will do it the Monex Way. What's the Monex Way? How about personal delivery to wherever you want? How about convenient and safe sotrage at an independent bank or depository in America?

It's been 30 years too. That's how long they've been on ya. They are America's leader in investments of the gold, silver and precious metal persuasion. Radical!

Silver and gold can be available in coin or ingot form if you want to invest in it. They can be pure bullion cast. They can be convenient in size and shape. They are definitely awesome. How awesome though? That depends on how much you buy!

This is absolutely the time to buy silver/gold. The demand on this planet, that is the third rock from the sun, for silver far exceeds annual production. In fact, it's done this every single year and month since 1990. Well, at least every year. There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are really low, and shrinking. In fact, I don't even think you can call them stockpiles anymore. They are really just piles now.

Gold is even more popular than silver. It's been recognized for literally, and romantically, centuries as one of the absolutely coolest, and best way to preserve one's personal wealth and power of purchasing. It's unique. It's diverse. It's shiny. And ever since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans did it, people took notice and decided that gold will always be worth something. (I guess it does look cooler than coal.)

If there were a better time for buying silver bullion, I don't know what it is. Actually...I'd say it doesn't exist. Start looking through history books though, man. Maybe you can prove me wrong. The U.S. government even buys it, because their silver hoard (that they had around WWII) is gone. So buying silver bars is a good idea. And American eagle gold coins are available in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value. You cool with that? Then chew on this: they are also available for personal delivery in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each.

Monex and the analysts of our time agree. That's why they pride themselves on having the best US silver coin prices and programs in the entire silver coin industry. If that doesn't remind you of the truth, I don't know what does. Keep movin' smalls.

They have a dedicated staff that likes to be dedicated. They like to show dedication. More dedicated than a Lil Wayne mix tape. They are America’s best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices. Check them out now, dude!

Kirk Hinrich enshrined at Burger King

In the west loop, there's this one Burger King. It's where they serve Whoppers (except for that one time, on that one prank-style commercial). Well, guess what? It's the place where Kirk Hinrich has become king. (Cool tie-in, right?)

You know what else? Kirk Hinrich gave a speech there yesterday, wearing one of those cool cardboard crowns. He said, "Today, I consider myself one of the luckiest men in the world. This mural of me, painted with spray paint on the back wall, just before you get to the pay restrooms, is the most beautifulest thing I ever did see. You know, coming from Iowa, a lot of people would have never imagined that I could be painted on a Burger King wall, near the bathrooms...but it happened...today...and that's what luck is in my book."

Former Bulls Coach Scott Skiles was the only member, or former member, of the Bulls organization who showed up. When reached for comment, Bulls GM John Paxson said, "What the fuck?"

Luol Deng predicts a championship next year

As if the Bulls disappointing season couldn't get any worse...now the Bulls star? has predicted that next year the Chicago Bulls will win a championship... Or did he?

After a day-long investigation, Chicago authorities have discovered that, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who guaranteed a championship next year in the Windy City. In fact, the direct quote was, "Once I unleash my Young Teezy style on these fools, it's over." It was this "Young Teezy" comment that raised some eyebrows. There is no "T" in Luol Deng's name. Why would he call himself "Teezy"? After pulling on the head of what was perceived to be Luol Deng, Chicago authorities discovered that Tyrus Thomas was wearing a Luol Deng suit, similar to one that could have been displayed on the successful cartoon show, Scooby Doo.

So, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who made the prediction. This makes much more sense. Tyrus Thomas is an idiot. No word yet on if Tyrus has been thrown in jail yet for being an idiot though.