Sources: Bulls to hire D'Antoni

Get ready for a run and gun Bulls team! Coach D'Antoni has just been hired as the new Chicago Bulls coach...according to sources on ESPN. We'll see if it actually happens, but if you are like me--and I hope you are--, you are excited with this news. I definitely am.

In other news, John Paxson has just traded for Shaq and has signed John Stockton out of retirement. Just kidding...but I think they would really fit in with D'Antoni's offense. Get ready for the new, old Bulls, man. Get ready. I'm excited because I like the Suns, and I like the Bulls, and I like Coach D'Antoni, and I like Chicago, and I like Phoenix.