Bulls Play the Play-off Lottery with numbers 5,6,7,8. #7 is the Lucky Number.

The Bulls clinched the 7th playoff spot in the Eastern Conference Wednesday night by beating the Toronto Raptors.

Before we talk about that though, let's talk about how incredibly genius my headline for this blog is. I mean come on. It's like ESPNeque and shit. Get it? Depending on winners and losers of tonight's games, the Bulls had a chance to be anywhere from the 5th seed to the 8th seed in the NBA playoffs. They won and the Pacers and Wizards did too so they ended up in the #7 spot. I incorporated all of that into my headline, in a funny, creative way. I don't know, I just think it's fantastic as a headline! Damn, what a headline. Oh anyway... the Bulls play the Miami Heat in he first round of the playoffs. Damn, this headline is just...dare I say it.... Un-BULLievable! te he he ha ha LOL ROTFL LMAO, LOL again.

Bulls win! Bulls win!

NOTE: This picture would have been a lot cooler if it was actually the Bulls vs. Heat, but oh well, the picture was too cool to pass up. You can photoshop it for me and send it back to me if you want.

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Ben Gordon PSA: Hey kids, you shouldn't play with Paintball Guns without an adult, but...have you ever wondered about the history of paintball guns? Well, sit down kids, and listen to some knowledge yo. Paintball guns (also called paintball markers) were originally used by the forestry and farming industries to mark trees and cattle. These early paintball guns were similar to many paintball pistols of today – they were powered by CO2 cartridges and had poor range and mediocre accuracy. The tree-marking paintball guns had to be modified in order to reduce their velocity to prevent injury to humans. Isn't that crazy!? The first paintball gun manufactured specifically for the sport of paintball was the Splatmaster. It was patented in 1985. Generally, the evolution of paintball gun technology is focused on achieving greater speed, accuracy, and air efficiency. However, paintball guns have also gotten lighter and smaller over the years. This is likely due to the changing nature of the game as people are beginning to play more tournament-style paintball, where having a gun that is easily maneuvered is very important. Paintball guns will probably continue to evolve as new technologies are developed to make them ever smaller, lighter, more accurate, and more air-efficient. How sick is that?! Zephyrpaintball.com was founded in 2004 with the idea of bringing low prices, customer service and fast shipping to the paintball world. Zephyr Paintball has Paintball Guns from all the top manufacturers. Smart parts, Kingman Spyder, Tippmann, Proto, and More. And the best part? They will match competitors prices on all in stock Paintball guns!

Drunk Blogger is too embarassed to put his name on this horrific blog...oops, too late.

Scott Skiles PSA, Scott Skiles Sells Out

Hello, this is Scott Skiles, your coach of the 2005-2006 Chicago Bulls. Have you ever wanted to own land? Well now you can. That's right, you can own land in a brand new community in this brand new town developed from swamp land in Florida....Orlando. Yeah, sure there is some amusement park with a mouse and a duck and some science place called apricot where nobody goes, but other than that, it's brand new land. Now, what Erik Estrada is doing for start-up towns in states you have never heard of, I'm doing for this great, new place called Orlando. Contact an Orlando Realtor today and get your own land and get Windermere Real Estate! Oh yeah, and I used to play for the Orlando Magic where I once had 87 assists (screw you Kobe) in one game. That's the connection with Orlando. Also, check out this wannabe Scott Skiles. He is an ATA Black Belt, whatever the crap that gay shit is.

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Drunk Blogger put on a gray wig, gray beard, old clothes, started smoking a cigar, and pretended he was one of those old sportwriters, all in the name of journalism...or in the name of some other shit.