Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Bulls Beat Timberwolves, Lose Allen & Duhon Within Minutes


Good news: The Bulls beat the Timberwolves tonight, a team that generally owns them.

Bad news: Malik Allen went out on a stretcher after hitting his head on the knee of Darius Songaila. Scary moment. Then, minutes later Duhon went out with shot to the face. (He returned to the sidelines in the second half at least).

What a good and bad night for the Bulls. We here at the Chicago Bulls Report feel for the players. It's times like these when you don't want to think about money, everything goes out the window when you talk about injuries like these.


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Seriously though, I hope they are both alright. But if you are looking for a DUI lawyer...ahhh...nevermind.


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Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Most Exciting Game In Bulls History...This Year


The Bulls beat the Milwaukee Bukcs 97-91 at the United Center Wednesday night. The Bulls were wearing there retro Chicago Stars uniforms with red tops and blue shorts and somehow, they were cool this time around.
Tyson Chandler had 2 huge, key blocks down the stretch and Ben Gordon hit a 3-pointer with :30 seconds left and had a reverse two-handed dunk to end the game.
Seriously, it's the first game I've been cheering out loud for this year I think...and I didn't even see it live. I saw the replay of it on ESPN that ended past 2:00 AM PST.

In other news: The Knicks acquired Stevie Franchises from the Magic for DJ Jazzy Trevor Ariza and Penny "Don't Call Me Lil'"Hardaway, who returns to the place where he started his career. Either Isiah Thomas is planning on making another big deal, possibly involving Stephon Marbury or he is as retarded as I think and is trying to create the ultimate And 1 Streetballers team in the NBA. Jamal Crawford, Nate Robinson, Stephon Marbury, Steve Francis, David Lee as "The Professor." I heard next Thomas is going to go after Rafer Alston, Darius Miles and is appealing the NBA to try and get Chris "Birdman" Anderson out of his 2-year drug suspension so he can fly again with the Knicks. Man, this Knicks team sure is fun to watch, when you play them in NBA Live '06 on X Box 360.


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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Bulls Beat 76ers 117-84!?


The Bulls beat the Philadelphia 76ers Thursday night by 33 points. I'm happy but what the hell? Where did the blowout come from? It's unbelievable. Or should I say un-bull-ievable! hahahahahahhahaahahahah

Also, Ben Gordon, Luol Deng and Andres Nocioni represented the Bulls in the Rookie Vs. Sophomores game at All-Star Weekend. The sophomores won.
Also, Mother's Day is coming up and you should buy mother's day flowers. Or...if you are really rich and cool, buy diamond earrings.

Ok...yeah...I'm not even really trying with this blog. I know. But afterall, it is All-Star BREAK and I'm hungover.




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Monday, February 13, 2006

Bulls Beat Clippers, Go 2-0 In LA For The Season


I was on hand to witness the Chicago Bulls beat the Los Angeles Clippers 97-91 on Sunday night. It was an awesome game because it's the second time I've been able to walk out of the Staples Center really happy while most everybody else is pissed because their team lost. The Bulls are 2-0 in Los Angeles this season.

In typical Bulls fashion, Kirk Hinrich and Jannero Pargo led in scoring with only 17 points each. Clipper and Former Bull Elton Brand finished with MVP-like number of 29 points and 15 rebounds, but all that matters is the scoreboard. The Bulls still look like a glorified college team but that New York Knicks draft pick is looking better and better everyday. As long as we can finish strong, things are still promising.




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Monday, February 06, 2006

Bulls Blow It in Overtime, Lose To Utah Jazz


Whadda ya know, the Bulls lose another close one, Ben Gordon has another break-out game with 35 points and nobody else really shows up. Granted, I only read the box score on this one so I really dont' know, but if my statistical interpretation are correct (and they usually are), that's what it looks like.

The good news is that the New York Knicks lost again yesterday to the Houston Rockets, giving them the second worst record in the Eastern Conference. (The Bulls get their First-Round Draft pick this year)

Speaking of the New York Knicks, they just acquired former Bull Jalen Rose, for former Bull Antonio Davis (who also went back to his former team the Toronto Raptors, where he was before he was traded to the Bulls in a deal that included Jalen Rose). Ironic or something huh?

Anyway, has anybody else noticed that Isiah Thomas has re-united Jamal Crawford, Jalen Rose and Eddy Curry, all of who played together for the Chicago Bulls 2 years ago. We saw how that turned out. What the fuck is Isiah Thomas thinking about. He has tons of talent now, but the team has no chemistry and no identity. He has plenty of trade bait now but I doubt he does anything smart with it. It seems like he just keeps loading up his team with his favorite offensive players in the league, in hopes that they can simply outscore their opponent, or at least win some NBA Skill Challenges during All-Star weekend in 2 weeks. If Isiah Thomas was building the Harlem Globetrotters (Yes, even David Lee is included in this), he would be the GM of the year, but he's not. He needs to build a team that can beat the Pistons, Spurs, or even the Heat, and that's not happening.

Anyway, as I was saying, the Bulls lost to the Jazz in overtime. To make things worse, the Jazz were without Deron Williams, Gordon Giricek, and of course, you guess it...Carlos Boozer.

P.S. Yes, that is Luc Longley, and yes, Greg Ostertag is still on the Jazz (after a random stint with the Sacramento Kings of course).




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